Cheap Bluey

It’s so exciting!!

I finally found a prostitute who’s booked me into a session. As much as I love my cuddle therapist sessions, sometimes I wish I was allowed to do a little more than I’m allowed to do.

So I went ‘escort hunting’ on a website known as ‘escorts and babes.’ It was a lot harder than I thought.

Not only am I extremely picky, but all the prostitutes on the website are hella picky too.

I had to go through about 10 others first, who either never texted back to begin with, stopped replying after a couple of messages, or said they wouldn’t accept a girl client.

But the one who WOULD hold down a convo with me, and said it was fine that I was a girl, seems really nice.

AND SHE’S A RED HEAD TOO!!!!

Plus, doesn’t cost nearly as much as so many of the others.

When I asked what I need to do to go ahead with a session, she said send me some photo ID, and I did.

What came afterwards, was kinda funny:

Me: FYI, I’ve moved house, so don’t go to that address.

Her: So your name is Mary?

Me: Yes! I’m Mary.

Her: So you’re a woman?

Me: Yes, I am most deffenitly a female. Is that ok? Or…………………?

Her: Yes that’s fine, I was just surprised is all.

Me: Phew!!

That got me thinking, do woman not hire escorts too, like men do?

Am I the one and only exception?

I have no idea how the world of prostitution works, it was a lot harder to find a sex worker than I thought. It took THREE DAYS!!!!

I learned many of them don’t take booking, you just gotta be in the heat of the moment, and others ONLY take bookings.

I also thought that since they were being paid, that just like at kittens, they’d take anyone. But no, they are picky too.

Other girls who texted back be like:

Them: You’re a woman?

Me: Yes, is that ok?

Them: NO!!

But now we’re in a 5 day lock down, but it’s ok because I booked the session for NEXT weekend not THIS weekend.

She is all natural looking too, unlike most other girls on the site with a cake face of make up and a deep chocolate spray tan.

When I go to kittens to watch the pole dancers, and to ‘pick’ the one I want a dance from once they get down, it sometimes feels like I’m at a petting zoo. Watching, judging, choosing, just for their body, and I know it’s so messed up.

I’ve had this convo with so many men before, and they all agree that the more natural a girl looks, the more attractive they are. The more spray tan, foundation and fake lashes they use, the less attractive they become. When I was at kittens once and a guy was trying to help me find a girl for a lap dance and would ask them for me, he asked me what ‘kind’ of girl I wanted, I said a natural one, one with the least make up, hair dye and tan. He was like;

“OMG I’m so with you I love girls like that!”

I really need to start asking the strippers there MYSELF for dances, instead of getting all the guys there to do it for me. Next time, I’ll ask myself no matter what.

Just like I wrote out last time, I’m still intact and probably will be for the next 50 or so years, it blows my mind sometimes.

But now that gymnastics has started up again, I sometimes wonder if part way through a trick or a stretch, I’ll just go:

‘snap-bang.’

YYYYIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

And everyone there will be like;

“We all just learned something new about her.”

I go there 4 days a week, but the next three classes will be cancelled as a result off the 5 days lock down.

I actually finished my second day at tafe today, and we are already having another lock down. But the lock down will be over by the time I have my next class, so that’s a relief, no zoom as of yet. But my god do I hate Auslan zoom. It is so refreshing to be in an Tafe classroom seeing faces sitting in a circle rather than squished into a corner of my bedroom with a computer and a crappy fuzzy webcam.

I’m doing part-time Tafe now, during the day so that my evenings can be free for gymnastics.

So far it is working out great.

But you got to socialize during break time. You need to talk to your class mates, it is so important to have a relationship with your class mates if you want to survive the course. Walk to the station together after class or even text each other during out of class hours, but at the very least, sit and talk to someone about any topic at all, and make sure no one is ever left out.